Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Three Years a Soldier- Part I

     I've been off Active Duty since November 21 and I've been reminiscing about a few of the highlights of my service. Figure the best way to do that is to put words on the page in multiple stories, each focusing on one aspect. So here goes…

Physical Training

     Wow. Three years ago I was a couple weeks into my transition from civilian to Soldier. Drill sergeants purposely induced stress in every thing we did from making your bed, organizing your locker, eating your breakfast, but one of the most important parts was our physical training, but even they couldn't help us reach our full potential. Only we could as brothers and sisters in arms.

     Day Zero begins with the infamous Shark Attack. For those that aren't familiar, you arrive at a reception battalion where you get processed into the Army. You don't really begin your physical training until you class up into a company. Day Zero is when you arrive at said company. Mine was Echo Company 2-10 Infantry Regiment. Drill sergeants run onto the bus yelling and screaming to get off their bus and grab your gear. You are then required to military press your full duffle bags over your heads and do all number of ridiculous workouts while rolling in the red clay/mud of the Ozarks. A tiny blonde girl not even half my size was struggling mightily with her duffle when it fell, caught her ear, and almost tore it off. She still pushed on and graduated with us. We had just begun. 

     Every morning during the week began with Physical Readiness Training or PRT, the Army's newest method of doing physical training. All the Soldiers in a precise formation doing the same exercises in cadence together. Each exercise had a different name like "THE SWIMMER!" (you had to belt each one out), a correct way to do it and if you said the wrong name or made a wrong movement, screaming and berating by drill sergeants soon followed with more repetitions until it was done correctly. Some of the exercises look and feel a little ridiculous but someone high up the chain of command thought they were a great idea. And this is all before you even shower and eat breakfast.

     Every day is a physical trial and there were seldom moments where you weren't active. For instance, before you could ever enter the chow hall and when you left it there would be pull-ups, push-ups, body dips, and sit-ups, no matter the weather conditions which ranged from blisteringly hot, storming, a blizzard, and subzero temperatures. The only times they said we could skip prior/after meal workouts was when the surfaces were cased in ice and it was a safety hazard. This doesn't even include the half mile march in formation to the chow hall carrying your rifle or wearing your loaded ruck sack to every single thing you do. 

     Working together with the guys that I met from day one to physically become America's warriors is a trial that I looked forward to and was rewarded with. When the drill sergeants weren't pushing us in physical training each morning or smoke sessions corrective training, we were doing extra workouts with loaded duffel bags and wearing our Individual Body Armor (ballistic vests with plates in). Imagine Insanity/P90X/Crossfit type workouts with a bunch of dudes screaming at each other for another repetition until even the drill sergeants told us to shut up and stop working out.

     The camaraderie you get when you're working together to a) achieve goals, b) get one past the drill sergeants, c) avoid getting smoked by drill sergeants, and d) suffering in the same circumstances is talked about quite a bit. One aspect I don't think gets talked about a lot is the physical training part. A lot of folks need help when physically working out. But imagine your battle buddy and you are doing it so you can be ready to deploy to a hostile country where most of the populace would rather blow you up than shake your hand.

     That requires another level of physical readiness that can only be reached when someone is right next to you going repetition for repetition. If he/she is going to do one more, you sure as hell aren't going to do one less than them. It is a team effort and the guys I trained with were intense. A couple were former college athletes or fitness buffs. I was just a farm boy who played high school sports and was relatively strong. If it weren't for some of those guys, I wouldn't have reached the level of fitness that I did in training.

     That band of brothers feeling helped a lot in the running portions of our training. Whether in Basic Combat Training, Officer Candidate School, or Advanced Individual Training, going on long runs is part of the Army culture. They even split groups up into the average pace of those running in the formation. I was always in A Train, the fastest group. Believe me I know how funny that is. Coaches in high school constantly told me to "unhook the plow". I never was the fastest but over longer distances, you don't have to be; just have to keep going.

     When everyone is sucking wind, their knees are hurting, and just want to quit, they keep pushing and try to go even farther and faster. And when you have someone that seemingly is a plow horse that keeps going on, guys that are better runners will pick up the pace to try to test the guys'  limits that are struggling the most. I was the proverbial plow horse running with the Thoroughbreds, but I became a better runner and Soldier because of it. I have this weird competitive thing where I hate to be passed and falling behind or out of a run is never an option in my mind.

     This was part of the military that I enjoyed most when it was done right with Soldiers beside me that could push me and thought like I did. Testing ourselves against and with each to reach our physical limits. I wasn't the fastest, strongest, most agile, coordinated, or skilled warrior but I sure as hell was up there in will to continue on in the suck as they say. I'll leave you with a verse that I used as a mantra a lot of times when I thought I wanted to quit and let someone pass me.

"As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another."- Proverbs 27:17

Friday, November 15, 2013

New Jersey Cornfields

As a Midwestern transplant to the East Coast, it actually hasn't taken me that long to feel at home here in southern New Jersey. You see, just outside my future in-laws' cul-de-sac are corn and soybean fields. Being away from the plains of Iowa was actually harder than I knew it would be while in the Army.

Now some of you may be saying, "Seriously Russ, you were in Missouri, it was still the Midwest, surely there was corn". I'm sure there was...somewhere further north, but mostly around Fort Lost in the Woods, it was red dirt, rocks, yards full of garbage, trees, and Ozark "mountains". An area where you really start to hear that banjo from "Deliverance" if you go too far. I need a clear and level line of site for at least a mile before I feel comfortable.

I've been running about every other day since I've moved out here along the road with the fields and stopped to watch the farmers use a really old Case IH combine to harvest. Buy a new John Deere combine people (my baby bro Al works for JD and better get me royalties for that free advertisement). I may see at least five cars during a three/four mile run whereas in rural Iowa if you see that many going one direction you start to assume there's a fire or a party, maybe both.

But if I run a mile in a different direction, the fields are replaced with houses, gas stations where it is illegal to pump it yourself, restaurants, tanning salons, yoga studios, jug handles so you can turn left (illegal to turn left in some places), busy highways, and et cetera. Luckily, there is an Iowa State alumni group in the Philadelphia area and hopefully I'll get together with them to cheer the Clones to a win over the Squawkeyes in basketball soon.

I'm not asking for someone to clear out all the people, traffic or bulldoze any trees out here. I'm getting comfortable with the way it is. I'll still be able to visit the great plains of Iowa when I need to get away (see you all for the week of New Years Eve). You can take the boy out of Hanover but you can't take the Hanover out of him. Trying to take a few patience pages out of Papa Dwaine's book in an entirely new environment with just enough similarities to make it easier for a guy to feel at home. Still running through cornfields and learning as I go, just doing it in New Jersey now.

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

A Memory of Home


I am walking through a cornfield. It's late fall and the ground is just tilled after the harvest. The scent in the air is cornhusks, soil, and oil from the tractor I was just driving. It idles while I stretch my legs and appreciate God's own work.

It's the time of year when I wake up to a bone-freezing chill and put on layers of clothes. By the afternoon, I'm down to a baseball cap, long sleeve shirt, blue jeans, and steel-toed work boots to keep cool. The evening comes quickly and my favorite Iowa State hooded sweatshirt keeps the cold at bay.

The fresh turned soil pulls my heavy boots down, making every step an effort. I'm walking towards the terrace where the wind blows the long grass, making me imagine the open prairie that was originally here. Maybe there were buffalo once cresting these gentle hills, and geese flying in V-formation in the sky like they do now.

The scenery moves me as it always has: white cotton ball clouds moving steadily west to east across the sky as if to war, the miles of fields being prepped for the winter by men who know and love this land better than I ever will.

They've put blood, sweat, and tears into this land. The previous generations have made it easier for each of us who came after. The work still wears down our bodies and takes its toll, but not quite like it used to. Back-breaking work developed this farm so we could continue it and put in effort to make it our own. My family, including myself, has done much to make this as much ours as any who came before us.

I kneel and pick up a hand full of the rich, dark soil, letting it sift through my fingers. It gives me strength in the knowledge that it will be here and taken care of regardless of the next time I see home. I know this is home, but I've always had an urge to travel further and experience more.

I raise my eyes to the west where the sun is sinking down under the horizon, calling an end to another long day. The sky has changed to a myriad of colors: yellows, reds, purples and oranges. The eastern sky darkens earlier each day and brings with it the first clear and bright stars that I know so well. I return to the tractor and climb back in so I can turn it off for the night.

It's parked and resting near the end rows where I'll start in the morning, after the hog chores are finished that is. I climb into my Papa Dwaine's work truck with that familiar and comforting scent. He started this farm from money he saved while in the Army in Korea. And now, I will soon leave to begin my military journey. I look back one last time and pray that it doesn't change too much while I'm gone. This memory will have to sustain me for a bit until I come home again. It might be a while.

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Can't Sleep So I Read & Write

Hey world, it's Russ. Been awhile. Anyways, started pushing myself to run, lift, and sauna every day recently but still can't sleep easy. Pain in my neck just won't let me get comfortable enough to fall asleep. So here I am bored and tired, yet can't sleep so I read and write. I may actually post this, who knows.

Went looking for information about one of my favorite author's (George R. R. Martin) progress on his next book, and found something interesting. He's written three novellas in The Song of Ice & Fire universe that were published in three different compilations of short stories and essays by numerous authors. They all follow two characters around 70-90 years before Game of Thrones and the following books' plot lines. It also looks like HBO is planning on making them into a prequel tv series if the author doesn't finish his next two books before the original series overruns what's already been published. He also has said there is potential to publish at least six more novellas along the prequel plot line at some point. Hope he gets it all finished and published into one book I can add to my GRRM collection.

Truthfully, I'm more worried the guy will kick the bucket before he finishes the story at the pace he writes and he has said no other author would be allowed to finish the story. Been reading the series since I received the first book as a freshman in high school for a Christmas present. A Dance with Dragons (book 5) was published in 2011 so I will hope for 2015 for the next installment, The Winds of Winter. Suppose 2018 is too much to ask for book seven huh? So many questions remain in the series. Do the Targaryens gather what is left of the Valyrians in the Free Cities? Who are Jon Snow's true parents? What happened to Eddard Stark's wife? Or all of the Stark direwolves? So many characters that could get more flushing out with motives, backstory, and current plot actions. By the end there will still be plenty of questions as to what the hell is going to happen but I suppose we'll find out a little bit at a time.

So if you ever wondered what a guy like me thinks about when I can't sleep for any apparent reason, there you go. Books I've read so many times I lost count. Oh, and HBO's third season of Game of Thrones starts on March 31. Check out the first two seasons on DVD before then. Even my baby bro reads these books after watching the first season. I bet even some of my hometown friends realize the show is about those books I was always reading in HS on the bus to sporting events. Who has two thumbs and was ahead of the curve again fellas? This guy! Ow, that motion didn't feel good on the neck.

Forewarning though, the author doesn't keep everyone you come to love alive or in a happily ever after situation. Love it or hate it, makes the storyline a bugger to follow or predict.

Friday, December 23, 2011

Strictness Falling By the Wayside

As college football bowl season is upon us, I've been thinking about the illegal, irresponsible, and dangerous actions taken by college athletes and administrations every year but are not fully punished. A number of events this season and during the offseason have led me to contemplate the need for stricter guidelines and harsher punishments for offenders. The rules need to be strengthened to teach these young men and women lessons that society doesn't tolerate these actions and our society straightens itself out with future generations.

Academic dishonesty, plagiarism, use/possession of and intent to sell controlled substances, reckless driving, driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs, operating while intoxicated, theft, assault, and God forbid rape or murder. Not to mention taking impermissible benefits in the form of housing, vehicles, money, and services from boosters and agents. Fights during events between competing athletes happen as well. The greedy, disloyal, conference realignment fiasco that is happening across the collegiate landscape. And finally the administrative cover ups of sexual abuse of children by coaching staffs. Quite the laundry list.

First, the rules need to cover the gamut of these events and punishments need to be evenly and swiftly distributed. A few specific events that I can remember off the top of my head. The Cincinnati/Xavier basketball brawl, the UCLA/Arizona brawl, LSU's QB Jordan Jefferson's assault charges, Nebraska center Mike Caputo's DUI, Ohio State's overall program, and Iowa State's own WR Albert Gary's first-degree robbery charges are perfectly good examples of misconduct or alleged misconduct not being taken seriously enough by the NCAA, school, and team officials.

Second, better screening during admissions of students altogether can help. Criminal backgrounds can be forgiven, but the people attending your university and representing your alumni ought to have close to flawless character backgrounds. If you can't get a good job with these kinds of backgrounds, why should they get the privilege to play college sports and have the opportunity to move on to make millions playing a sports professionally.

The ideals and ethics of American society are beacons throughout the world not to mention to her own people. We pride ourselves in working hard within the rules and law, taking care of our neighbors as much as ourselves through charity, striving for excellence in everything we do. Our society should reward the hardworking, law abiding citizens and not the corrupt and criminal. The corruption that we allow in college athletics is a poor way to show that we won't stand for it in our businesses or government.

Maybe it is my strict upbringing in a Lutheran German-American family on a farm and willingness to accept the harsh realities of military life that makes me shake my head at so much that I see today. I hope I'm not the only one that's tired of seeing governmental organizations, educational institutions, and private businesses that the American people unfortunately rely so much on keep failing us by putting forward criminals/celebrities to be false leaders. All humans are fallible and have original sin as I've been taught and learned in my mere 25 years of life, but I believe we can be so much more.

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Another Impossible College Football Theory

You know my penchant for college football realignment. I've come up with a plan to shrink the number of FBS programs while instituting a playoff and avoiding Congress interfering by involving public schools in as many states as possible. Otherwise a lot of these schools would be left on the outside looking in. The only states not represented would be Alaska, Montana, North Dakota, South Dakota, New Hampshire, Vermont, Rhode Island, and Maine, but they don't have a FBS school or plans to move a school up to that level.

All of this came from a crazy idea of putting the FBS private, independent and/or federal schools into one national league. Also any schools below marked with an asterisk will be a member*or recently former member** of the Association of American Universities. Schools with this squiggly mark ~ are federal universities.

100 schools put into five 20 schools regions or leagues, as considering geographic proximity, current and former rivalries, academics, and future potential.  There will be no more FCS schools on these programs schedules to get easy wins. Each ten team division will play a nine game round-robin to decide their division champ. Schools will be allowed to schedule one cross division rival for every year then have to play one team from outside their region.

The winner of each division of the leagues will be automatically placed in the postseason 16 team seeded playoff. Since there are five leagues, that gives us 10. A third at-large team is chosen for each league by their standings in the league which puts us at 15. The final at-large slot will be given to a team from any of the five leagues that is highest in the final rankings but not present in the tournament. The rankings will be done each week by a vote of the leagues' directors and schools' athletic directors, coaches and balanced by a statistical computer program that only considers these 100 programs, is openly viewed and vetted by statistical scholars.

Here goes nothing. May I present to you the Oak League. An organization with the number of brilliant, dedicated, ambitious, and honorable minds (not to mention the money) like this could definitely rival the Ivy League. It would be a national brand, like many of these schools that compete to attract the brightest minds in the country to their halls of learning. Many of them are also in major metropolitan areas as well. Some of these schools haven't been relevant in football in years but there is always the potential.

  • Southern California (USC)*
  • Stanford*
  • Brigham Young (BYU)
  • Air Force Academy~
  • Tulsa
  • Southern Methodist (SMU)
  • Baylor
  • Rice*
  • Texas Christian (TCU)
  • Tulane*
  • Northwestern*
  • Notre Dame
  • ySyracuse**
  • Boston College
  • Army~
  • Navy~
  • Duke*
  • Wake Forest
  • Vanderbilt*
  • Miami (FL)


The West Region will be made up of form WAC, MWC, and PAC-12 schools. Keeping some states represented to keep Congress out even though the states are closer to being territories with their population. They are as follows:

  • Washington State
  • Washington*
  • Oregon*
  • Oregon State
  • Idaho
  • Colorado*
  • Colorado State
  • Utah
  • Utah State
  • Wyoming
  • Nevada
  • UNLV
  • New Mexico
  • Arizona*
  • Arizona State
  • Fresno State
  • UCLA*
  • Cal*
  • San Diego State
  • Hawaii
The North Region will be made up of former Big XII, B1G, MAC, Big East/ACC schools. I may have a vested interest in seeing this happen. CyclOne Nation would be firing up some border wars on all fronts. Only South Dakota wouldn't be involved. Also 16 out of 20 schools would currently be AAU members. Prestige worldwide. They are:
  • Kansas* 
  • Kansas State
  • Missouri*
  • Nebraska**
  • Iowa State*
  • Iowa*
  • Minnesota*
  • Wisconsin*
  • Illinois*
  • Northern Illinois
  • Purdue*
  • Indiana*
  • Michigan State*
  • Michigan*
  • Ohio State*
  • Ohio
  • Penn State*
  • Pittsburgh*
  • Buffalo*
  • Rutgers*
The South Region will be made up of former Big XII, SEC, Sun Belt, C-USA, and MWC schools. Football powerhouses with a couple basketball national title contenders (Memphis & Kentucky). 
  • Arkansas State
  • Arkansas
  • Oklahoma
  • Oklahoma State
  • Texas Tech
  • Texas*
  • Texas A&M*
  • Houston
  • Louisiana State
  • Louisiana Tech
  • Mississippi State
  • Ole Miss
  • Tennessee
  • Memphis
  • Kentucky
  • South Carolina
  • Florida*
  • Alabama
  • Auburn
  • Georgia
The East Region will be made up of former MAC, Big East, ACC, C-USA, and Sun Belt schools.
  • UMass (FBS 2012)
  • UConn
  • Temple
  • Cincinnati
  • Maryland*
  • West Virginia
  • Virginia*
  • Virginia Tech
  • Louisville
  • Marshall
  • East Carolina
  • North Carolina State
  • North Carolina* (UNC)
  • Clemson
  • Georgia Tech*
  • Florida State
  • Central Florida
  • South Florida
  • Florida International
  • Florida Atlantic
This setup leaves out the following FBS programs. Dropping their status down to the FCS level would probably be best for them as the number of people they draw to their games (other than Boise State but that will happen eventually) isn't financially stable.
  • San Jose State
  • Boise State
  • New Mexico State
  • UT-El Paso
  • UT-San Antonio (FBS 2012)
  • Texas State-San Marcos (FBS 2012)
  • North Texas
  • Louisiana Lafayette
  • Louisiana Monroe
  • Southern Mississippi
  • Alabama Birmingham (UAB)
  • Troy
  • Western Kentucky
  • Middle Tennessee
  • Akron
  • Ball State
  • Kent State
  • Toledo
  • Bowling Green

Friday, October 14, 2011

Football Tournament Subdivision Theory

I'm still obsessed with college football. Go figure. Anyways, here's the temporary new look. I got rid of the music and made it simple until I can find a design I really like and/or decide won't make others' eyes bleed.

As I checked ESPN.com for new college football stories this afternoon/evening, I saw that the Mountain West Conference and Conference USA have set up to have a championship game. The winners of these two conferences plan to meet in a championship game for what they hope will be a coveted automatic qualifying bid to a BCS bowl game.

It is a bold move and as good a way as any of trying to stop the hemorrhaging of teams to other conferences. Boise St. and Air Force of the MWC, Central Florida, Southern Methodist, and Houston of C-USA are rumored to be going to the Big East with independent Navy.

With this merging of non AQ conferences and the potential departure of schools to the Big East, I'd like to see the remaining WAC programs join the MWC/C-USA as well as the MAC/Sun Belt merge. That would create a new subdivision of college football known as the Football Tournament Subdivision (FTS), just above the Football Championship Subdivision ( FCS a.k.a. Division II).

Let's be honest with ourselves. The most competitive college football programs in the nation have been in the SEC (13), Big XII (10), B1G (12), ACC (14), PAC 12 (12) and Big East (12). Those six conferences, if they survive these shifts in conference loyalty, along with independents Army, Notre Dame, and Brigham Young University are the cream of the crop and shall remain the Football Bowl Subdivision (FBS) and home of the Bowl Championship Series (BCS).

The programs of the FTS would span the entire country. A little reshuffling of schools to even out the conference numbers and help regional rivalries develop and give or take a few schools moving down to or up from FCS such as South Alabama, Texas State, UT-San Antonio and often mentioned Montana. They would only play among their own tier of football programs unless playing up to FBS to showcase their level of competitiveness. These following four conferences top teams would play for their own FTS championship and the potential of being added as a member of the FBS or maybe even an at large BCS birth if undefeated.


Mid American Conference (Rust Belt or Little Big Ten)

  1. Akron
  2. Ball St.
  3. Bowling Green
  4. Buffalo
  5. Central Michigan
  6. Eastern Michigan
  7. Western Michigan
  8. Kent St.
  9. Miami of Ohio
  10. Northern Illinois
  11. Ohio
  12. Temple
  13. Toledo
  14. Univ. of Massachusetts

Sun Belt (Little SEC)
  1. Arkansas St.
  2. Florida Atlantic
  3. Florida International
  4. Louisiana Lafayette
  5. Louisiana Monroe
  6. Louisiana Tech
  7. Alabama Birmingham
  8. South Alabama
  9. Troy
  10. Southern Mississippi
  11. Middle Tennessee
  12. Western Kentucky
Mountain West Conference (The WAC...oh wait...)
  1. San Diego St.
  2. San Jose St.
  3. Fresno St.
  4. Hawaii
  5. Univ. Nevada- Las Vegas
  6. Nevada
  7. Wyoming
  8. Idaho
  9. Colorado St.
  10. New Mexico
  11. New Mexico St.
  12. Utah St.
Conference USA (Texas & 5 Others or Little Big XII)
  1. East Carolina
  2. Marshall
  3. Memphis
  4. Tulane
  5. Tulsa
  6. Rice
  7. UT-El Paso
  8. UT-San Antonio
  9. Texas St.
  10. North Texas

This would allow the FBS/BCS to be overhauled and made into a more elite and more even playing field for 76 remaining schools. No more FCS opponents would be allowed on their schedule and they would only be allowed one FTS opponent a season. The three FBS independents would have to play all FBS opponents as the condition of their continued conference independence. And just for my two cents, Tulsa and Rice to the Big XII, and Tulane to the SEC ought to be the first three allowed back into the FBS based on academic standing/prestige of the schools. And we're going to outlaw colored turf that isn't green.

Again, do I think any of this is even remotely possible? No. I use too much common sense, focus too much on geography, academics/school prestige, fan base, and do not have the ear of school or conference administrators. I think it looks good, but I'll gladly take critiques and suggestions.